Things My Boyfriend Hates

May 23, 2009

Meringue

“Meringue is bullshit.”

Not to be confused with the merengue.

Not to be confused with the merengue.

“There exists an entire range of food that people only ate during the depression. They acquired a taste for them. They proceeded to grow up to be our mothers and grandmothers, and still believe that they taste good.

I can see how in tough times, whipped egg whites could pass for whipped cream. Those days are over. Meringue should join turnips and pickled pigs feet as foods of a forgotten age.”

Guys in White Sunglasses

White sunglasses = Douchey McDouche.

White sunglasses = Douchey McDouche.

“Hey There Delilah”

Spawning a meteoric rise in the naming of babies everywhere “Delilah” and countless YouTube covers, all this Plain White T’s song has spawned in our house is disgust.


Actually, I think everything sounds better on the ukulele.

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